"My ex-boyfriend and I took a three month trip through Southeast Asia, but he left me in Vietnam."
"Oh man, what happened?"
"Oh, you know… I went to Burma, he went to India. I’m emotional, he’s a sociopath."
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
I took these while hiding from my family
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.